Barack's Change Means Bankruptcy

It took only a few months to destroy the America we once knew, and like the blue man Dr. Manhatten, (who also has no clothes) he says "why should I care about something I have no stake in?". Let's see, two auto companies and bond holders down the drain, not to mention the financial institutions. Oh that rascally Ford Motor Company got away...and believe you me, if they had taken the bailout money, they would also be bankrupt right now. Time to join the resistance! Oh, I feel so FRENCH!

Fun Stuff!

For those that agree that Barack-baby (he's so cool!) is crashing and burning big-time, download this image, print it out, and stick it on your car! That Prius guy behind you will get really upset!

There is a Plot to Dismantle America

The election of Barack Obama is the first step in emasculating the United States as we know it. There are elements at work to homogenize, gag and neuter the people of America to forever worship the power of the government to submerge the power of the individual. And sadly, the "silent majority" is living up to that title. We all know that the tyranny of the "left, and righteous" is disguised by good deeds to the poor and downtrodden, all the while demonizing the true patriots and protectors of the roots of the ideals that are embedded in the Constitution. The world we know is turned upside down. At this moment there are those that voted for the Democratic candidate not in any way knowing they were instilling a Marxist sympathizer in the highest elected office in the land. We can forgive them, for they know not what they have done. The vast majority of citizens are not familiar with the elitist socialist fervor that lurks in the universities and colleges today, the one that insists that all opposition should be crushed, not just tolerated, and their pathetic consorts, the mainstream media, are helping to spread the gospel. But just like old brass that has accumulated a patina of corrosion, in America, if you scratch the surface, a shiny interior will be revealed, and the America that we thought we knew will, to be succinct, raise and flourish by the next round of elections. Our grand socialist experiment will be discarded by disgusted Americans that will have woken up from their drugged populist stupor.

The Ice Is Falling! The Ice Is Falling!

Did you know that everything that happens is global warming's fault? http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/03/25/antartica.collapse.ap/index.html
Of course you did, you would have to be comatose to not know that. Also, did you know that summertime is caused by global warming, and winter is caused by global warming because of all the "greenhouse" gases produced during the summertime. This of course leads to the blocking of the sun's rays and preventing the sun from warming the earth. And dragons block out the sun during an eclipse, and the moon is made from green cheese, and if you keep making those faces your face will get stuck that way!

Some Scientists Are Stupid

Check out this link http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=88520025 and then tell me what is wrong with this whole story. Now, kiddies, what is heat? Elementary science class will tell you it is the result of excited atoms bouncing around, creating "heat". Therefore, this so-called Global Warming heat is not going anywhere. It is merely cooling down, naturally. Something hot, if left alone, will cool down eventually to the temperature of the surrounding environment. The atoms of the object (or gas) will stop moving and "cool". So the Global Warming crowd is wondering where the heat went. It didn't go anywhere, the hot is now cold. They desperately want the Earth to be in dire danger, but it's not. Too bad for them, and good for logical thinkers like well....me (and you).

Pizza is Untouchable

Do you know why researchers never mention pizza as being fattening or bad for your health? It's because that's what they eat when enduring all those late-night research sessions...but just look at it. It's got everything that is bad for you in it...! But banning pizza would be messing with the fabric of the universe. Now I'm going to order some pizza...

Let's Go Back To The Cave, Shall We?

Enough already. If our predecessors thought like this, we would never have built America as it is today. As it is, what we have was built on imagination, sweat, big ideas, and POLLUTION. And we have worked hard to decrease pollutant output with new technologies. BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH. IT'S NEVER ENOUGH. We have become and have been for some time now a nation of WIMPS, WHINERS, and WEIRDOS. America is rotting from the inside out. Our infrastructure is not being repaired because we need to file an environmental impact report first. So bridges fall into the rivers and kill people. Nice. http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/03/12/dirty.air.ap/index.html